Where was I last night when the news (and weather) was on? I was cleaning my friends puke out of the backseat of my car. Right after my ex kissed me and told me that his girlfriend wasn't who he wanted to marry and would I come visit him in Shanghai at his new job? Omifreakingod. Did I not just get over him?
In other news, we passed the omnibus tax bill (with no roll call votes for me to record) and OUTSTANDING INVESTMENT IN EDUCATION (with a little income tax increase to pay for it). Thus, my new job description includes listening to angry taxpayers' (none of whom this increase actually applies to) voicemails (I've learned to screen, because I can't stop myself from explaining the rationale).