• Every time someone references change - take a shot
• Every time someone debates whether Sarah Palin helped or hurt the GOP ticket - take a shot
• Every time someone talks about the role of blogs in this election season - take a shot
• Every time an "analyst," "pundit," "consultant" or some other empty title is on the news commenting on the election - take a shot
• Take two shots if you've seen that particular pundit on another network with a different title earlier in the night
• For every state that's called before the results are in - take a shot
• If the networks have to change how they called the state - take two shots
• For every campaign party shown on TV - take a shot
• For every angry interview with a voter who backed the wrong horse - take two shots
• If America's favorite hobbit masked wrestler, El Tinklenberg, beats Michele Bachmann - down your drink with a hearty Lechaim!
• If Bachmann pulls it out - down your drink and keep ‘em coming
• For every lurid tale of waiting hours in line to vote - take a drink
• For every minute the length of the wait gets inflated as the night wears on - take another drink
• For every story of voters being disenfranchised - take a drink
• If you were disenfranchised - down the bottle and go kick a poll watcher's ass